Abraham Lincoln Vs Zombies

By now I'm sure everyone has heard of the new Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter movie, but this one seems to have slipped through the cracks and for obvious reasons.  In this particular flick Abe and his secret service members take on the task of eradicating  the world of zombies in the midst of the civil war. 

Asylum is not really known for producing any blockbuster hits but every once in a while they make a half decent movie, this however is not one.  Bill Oberst Jr plays Abraham Lincoln and does a pretty good job, the rest of the actors should go back to acting school.  The blood a gore seemed really fake and forced and at certain points in the movie the zombies actually looked like they were scared.

One thing I did like was how they kind of intertwined the plot with Abe's history.  I don't want to give too much away just in case you find this movie in a free bin at some second hand movie store and you feel the need to waste 96 minutes of your life.

Exit Humanity

Exit Humanity is probably the best zombie apocalypse written movie to date. This is the tale of one mans loss and his search for peace in a world overrun with zombies. Unlike most movies of this genre, this one takes place shortly after the civil war.
The movie starts with Edward Young, played by actor Mark Gibson, losing his wife and son to zombies. He then embarks on a quest to find a resting place for his sons ashes. Along the way he encounters a few survivors, some good and others not so good.
What sets this movie apart from most is that it is that you are seeing one mans point of view. This really makes you connect with the main character.
This is certainly not a big budget film and there are no A list actors but it delivers a quality experience and keeps you watching to find out what happens next. I would definitely recommend this to any zombie/horror/suspense fan.

Zombie Tools

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Each of their blades has a unique design and they regularly come up with new better looking designs.  Seriously these blades are all wicked and bad ass looking. Below are a few designs currently offered by Zombie Tools. 

My opinion has always been that blades are the preferred method of zombie slaying since they are quiet and require no ammo.  These blades are the real deal gents and to quote the crafters "DON’T BE A DOUCHEBAG. Respect your blade and it will respect your hide."  

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